So I stumbled upon this video while reading a few blogs that I read. "Sexual detoxification, if I may call it that?" NO, you may not call it that! This is why people shoot people.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Dan the man, everyones a fan.
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Dan the man, everyones a fan.
about me
TEN random things about me
1 I am an olny child
2 I have a stone exterior, once past that I will do anything for you.
3 I really dont like most people, I can get along with them though
4 I still think that farts are funny, and the word poop
5 I was an all state defensive lineman in high school....Go Bears!
6 I poop....ALOT
7 I can my eyes go in seperate directions.
8 I think religion is just so people feel better about them having shitty morals/lives.
9 I like sex more than most people.
10 I love porn, my friend Ken and I trade all the time.
NINE ways to win my heart
1 make me laugh
2 be honest with me
3 cook me dinner
4 be loyal
5 be true to yourself
6 watch cheesy movies with me on the couch
7 be able to carry on a conversation about nothing for hours
8 keep your dick in your pants until you get home.
9 get along with my best friends.
EIGHT things I want to do before I die
1 travel the world
2 own a home and a few vacation homes
3 live in Tokyo for a year
4 live in London for a year
5 find the meaning of true happiness
6 own my own marketing/advertising/pr firm
7 do lunch with Donald Trump
8 see my friends and I all succeed at life.
SEVEN ways to annoy me
1 not be able to carry on a conversation
2 lie to me
3 be a picky eater
4 hypocracy
5 smacking your lips when eating
6 shallowness
7 not being able to take a joke
SIX turn ons
1 cute face
2 cute ass
3 BIG dick (this one is for Crystal aka partner in crime)
4 kind soul
5 open mindedness
6 somebody who can hold you after it is all said and done.
FIVE things I'm afraid of
1 losing loved ones
2 not succeeding
3 gangs
4 talking balls of meat
5 going bald
FOUR favorite items in my room
1 jeans
2 shoes
3 cell phone
4 laptop
THREE things I do every day
1 brush my teeth
2 think
3 release my member
TWO things i want to do right now
1 sleep
2 release my member..giggity giggity
1 Either Johnjohn or Ken
Monday, January 22, 2007
How can it be so wrong when it fills so well?
Monday, January 22, 2007
So I did a little fill in the blank birthday thing today. It is fun usually, but this hit the nail right on the head. Minus this thing abour Cancer, it had some good points but made me sound like Im a weak individual who lets emotions get in the way. It is kind of creepy. So I will share.
| Your Sun Sign: | Gemini  | Sun 3° Gemini 19' | What's a sun sign? |
 Element: Air Key Planet: Mercury | The Twins go everywhere together, hand-in-hand, symbolizing your dual nature. Our world comes in pairs: good and evil, male and female, in and out, yin and yang -- and you Geminis are living proof. Some might say you are an entanglement of paradoxes, but the truth is that you have an easy acceptance of opposites. Your world is one of duality. You can like this and that, one thing and its opposite. It's like you see your world through a radio and you can tune experiences and points of view in and out as your interests change. Motto: "A rolling stone gathers no moss." |
| Your Moon Sign: | Cancer  | Moon 26° Cancer 25' | What's a moon sign? |
 | Cancer is the home sign of the Moon, which indicates that you are a very lunar or feeling-oriented person. These strong emotional instincts tend to make you protective of those close to you, expressing a maternal quality of care and concern. Preserving traditions tends to be more appealing than heading into uncharted territory, and this can make you slow to accept changes in your routine. You tend to be cautious about coming out of your shell, but you're also a builder who can slowly and carefully nurture a new business or organization. Because you feel so strongly, it can be hard to step back and take an objective look at your situation and discover alternatives to the position you're holding onto so tightly. Motto: "Everything is personal." |
| Your Rising Sign: | Gemini | Ascendant 10° Gemini 49' | What's a rising sign? |
| | Having Gemini Rising is like owning a universal pass key that gets you in everywhere you want to go. That's because you can adapt yourself to all different kinds of people and situations. You instinctively pick up on the prevailing mood and find a way to fit in easily. You tend to be chatty, freely expressing yourself in ways that are pleasant for others to hear. You're open to sharing your thoughts without coming across as bossy or judgmental. You've got a light touch that helps you make your point in a roundabout way, rather than producing resistance by coming on too strong. And you don't appear to be demanding, but tend to have such an outgoing friendly manner that you're welcome just about everywhere. Motto: "Let's talk about it." |
| Your Chinese Sign: | The Ox |
 | The OX … THE DILIGENT OX Mantra: I create in balance. The Ox is the most balanced Chinese sign, loving peace, harmony and beauty. At the same time, Oxen can be strong willed, and behind their beautiful, serene faces can be a great temper and a critic that reacts angrily to anyone who threatens or harms them. They love family life but tend to be quite traditional in their values. Oxen only deeply trust a handful of people throughout their lives. They hate fussy or chaotic types -- for the Ox, life has to be easy. With their logical minds and creative hands, Oxen can produce the most perfect artworks and innovations. |
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