Thursday, February 01, 2007

Dan the man, everyones a fan.

Thursday, February 01, 2007


Dan the man, everyones a fan.

about me

TEN random things about me
1 I am an olny child
2 I have a stone exterior, once past that I will do anything for you.
3 I really dont like most people, I can get along with them though
4 I still think that farts are funny, and the word poop
5 I was an all state defensive lineman in high school....Go Bears!
6 I poop....ALOT
7 I can my eyes go in seperate directions.
8 I think religion is just so people feel better about them having shitty morals/lives.
9 I like sex more than most people.
10 I love porn, my friend Ken and I trade all the time.

NINE ways to win my heart
1 make me laugh
2 be honest with me
3 cook me dinner
4 be loyal
5 be true to yourself
6 watch cheesy movies with me on the couch
7 be able to carry on a conversation about nothing for hours
8 keep your dick in your pants until you get home.
9 get along with my best friends.

EIGHT things I want to do before I die
1 travel the world
2 own a home and a few vacation homes
3 live in Tokyo for a year
4 live in London for a year
5 find the meaning of true happiness
6 own my own marketing/advertising/pr firm
7 do lunch with Donald Trump
8 see my friends and I all succeed at life.

SEVEN ways to annoy me
1 not be able to carry on a conversation
2 lie to me
3 be a picky eater
4 hypocracy
5 smacking your lips when eating
6 shallowness
7 not being able to take a joke

SIX turn ons
1 cute face
2 cute ass
3 BIG dick (this one is for Crystal aka partner in crime)
4 kind soul
5 open mindedness
6 somebody who can hold you after it is all said and done.

FIVE things I'm afraid of
1 losing loved ones
2 not succeeding
3 gangs
4 talking balls of meat
5 going bald

FOUR favorite items in my room
1 jeans
2 shoes
3 cell phone
4 laptop

THREE things I do every day
1 brush my teeth
2 think
3 release my member

TWO things i want to do right now
1 sleep
2 release my member..giggity giggity

One person I want to see right now
1 Either Johnjohn or Ken

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